Big Fish Expected

I guess they expect some big fish around here.  Too bad no one in our family likes to fish.  I honestly tried once.  When the kids were little and thought their fishing cousins were having all the fun I took them to a fish hatchery.  They each caught their own trout.  After I cleaned them all we cooked them up.  Not one would touch the cooked fish.  Not one would eat any of it.  Since I am not a big fan of fishing either, I decided right then and there--no more fishing for our family.  They won't eat the fish, I won't take them fishing.  Besides, fish just stink up the boat anyway!  So now we just curse the fishing boats that sit in the middle of the calm water when we are skiing, wakeboarding, kneeboarding, surfing or tubing.

Big Fish Expected