Roadside resting place

Joe took a part-time job working on a road crew.  He thought the pay was great for a job requiring him just to stand around all day working on tanning his face and holding the "Stop" and "Slow" sign.  Little did he realize just how much energy it takes to  stand in the sunshine all day long.  By evening he was so exhausted that he could not even make it back to his car.  So he found the closest roadside resting place available and took a short nap.  His supervisor found him, fired him and now that job is just another line on his resume.

Roadside resting place